A Triumph Of Will

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The German People took to the streets today in the National March of Pride. 30 million men, women, and children marched to show their love and devotion for The Grand Kaiser. At the end of the 10 mile march, the Kaiser himself appeared before the people and gave a rousing speech. He claimed that "He would lead the people into a New Era of Peace and Prosperity." The Kaiser went on to say that Germans must ""Become strong again in spirit, strong in will, strong in endurance, strong to bear all sacrifices. Only when the entire German people become a single community of sacrifice can we expect and hope that Almighty God will help us. The Almighty has never helped a lazy man. He does not help the coward. He does not help a people that cannot help itself. The principle applies here, help yourselves and Almighty God will not deny you his assistance." He went on to say that "Germany is prepared to agree to any solemn pact of non-aggression, because she does not think of attacking but only acquiring security. The German people are not a warlike nation. It is a soldierly one, which means it does not want a war, but does not fear it. It loves peace but also loves its honor and freedom"" Finally, He addressed the people on a matter of unity and strength "So we have come together on this day to prove symbolically that we are more than a collection of individuals striving one against another, that none of us is too proud, none of us too high, none is too rich, and none too poor, to stand together before the face of the Lord and of the world in this indissoluble, sworn community. Our enemies must not deceive themselves—in the 2,000 years of German history known to us, our people have never been more united than today. The Lord of the Universe has treated us so well in the past years that we bow in gratitude to a providence which has allowed us to be members of such a great nation. We thank Him that we also can be entered with honor into the ever-lasting book of German history!"

Following the Grand Kaiser's speech, a Nation-wide festival took-place celebrating the "Independence Day" of the German people. Wolf Heiko Treffhelm, a 105 year-old representative in the Reichstag, who was attending the festival with his family, stated that "It was the happiest I have ever been in my life...Finally I feel as if Our destiny is at hand."

In other news, sales of The Kaiser's new book, Das Vierte Reich: Deutschlands Zeit (The Fourth Reich: Germany's Time) has reached a record high of 61,319,854 copies sold NATION-WIDE. People have been devouring the book ever since it was released last year, and it seems that sales are increasing at a rapid rate.